Posts Tagged ‘Wizards Of Waverly Place’
J Biebs Looks Like The Devil Now…
Posted on: July 29, 2011
And he has Selena Gomez on his shirt, because his fans don’t want to kidnap and beat her with a pillowcase full of Wizards Of Waverly Place DVD’s already.
And yes… this is where this day on The Revolution seems to be going.
-Rocco
Selena Gomez Knows Pop Music
Posted on: March 12, 2011
- In: Music
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“Who Says”?? I Say!
See what I did there with the title?? Oh, I crack myself up. These kind of jokes are only appropriate at 8:44 in the morning.
Selena Gomez (my new favorite Selena… yeah I said it J Lo) just released “Who Says” and it’s one of those songs that you listen to when you feel dumb, ugly, not funny, and like you will never accomplish anything ever.
I’m serious…. it’s in the realm of Pink’s “F**king Perfect” minus the F word because Selena is one Disney and those kids don’t EVER curse. EVER.
Anyway… this song has a great melody and not gonna lie… I’m probably going to own it by this evening.
I’m a sucker for pop music.
There are “na na na’s” in this song….. that’s my favorite part of pop songs!
-Rocco
PS You are all beautiful.
They should have had J Biebs thrown in and around the show… it could have been like a where’s waldo??… Where’s Bieber??
It would have made the show at least 67x better.
Instead of Melissa Leo saying f**k… angel muffin should have run out on stage and said it. You are all agreeing with me right now.
And now for his date. Of course he brought my favorite wizard Selena Gomez. Have I told you I love Wizards of Waverly Place?? Love that show. I feel bad posting these pictures because I don’t like to post personal stuff… but it was a public event so it’s cool right?? They just both look so adorable.
It looks like prom.
She’s such a little angel croissant?? Does that work?? No… angel danish?? I don’t know. I can’t think of any pastry that fits right now… I’ll come up with something. TatisR is not only my translator… she is a genius. She came up with the greatest name… Selena Gomez is angel cupcake. Done!
The point of this was… he should have been more accessible during the show for everyone’s entertainment.
-Rocco
J Bieb Fans Need To Relax
Posted on: January 3, 2011
Okay so we all know my little angel muffin, J Biebs, is dating Selena Gomez. I’m not going to post the pictures because that’s not my style and they are children. Plus, I wouldn’t want people posting pictures of me making out. Treat others the way you want to be treated.
And that little life lesson should be said to the cray cray Bieber fans sending DEATH THREATS to cutie pie, Selena Gomez. Take it down a notch. You can’t date him if you’re in a child prison for murdering someone, you psychos.
“@selenagomez dont touch @justinbieber you are a b!tch i kill you selena stupid stud you always whit famous boys you are a very very b!tch”
First off, why are you cursing like that? You should wash your mouth out with soap. I can curse because I am a mature adult and only use it for comedic and dramatic effect, and to get my point across when necessary.
Second, why don’t you learn some proper English if you are going to harass someone via Twitter, because without it, you look like an idiot, or should I say a “very very idiot”. You’re a moron.
And third, I know I’m probably making fun of a child, but this person deserves it. Get a life.
I got your back J Biebs.
Victory dance for Rocco!! *dance dance*
And P.S. Selena Gomez… I love Wizards of Waverly Place….not even kidding. I watch that show, and it’s so funny. The guy who plays your older brother, David Henrie, is such a little sex pot. And every time I’m on the actual Waverly Place, I think of you.
David Henrie: Yes Selena Gomez: Date Rocco?? She's got my back.
I can’t wait to double date with these disney darlings. It’s gonna be so much fun.
-Rocco
Real P.S…. don’t worry David Henrie is of age. No need to call Chris Hansen.
