Posts Tagged ‘wizards’
*tear* His bronzed skin is a sign of moving on and new times. It’s a little sad.
Draco Malfoy, or as other people like to call him, Tom Felton, was on vacation in Miami and he totally wasn’t wearing sunblock because his contract doesn’t force him too.
Apparently, the gay wizards were exclusively for Harry Potter too because his hair is in a goddamn pony tail and he’s mixing patterns that shouldn’t be mixed.
-Rocco
Just because I’m so much more productive when I’m not on my parents couch watching trashy television on Big D’s LSD HD TV (And yes…he calls it his LSD TV. Don’t worry about it).
I totally found all these pictures on my own, by the way. I should get some sort of award. Like an invisibility cloak or something.
-Rocco
- In: Movies
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For one reason alone…. (I mean besides my interview Jamboree… If I keep talking about it, it’ll happen right???)
HARRY POTTER & THE DEATHLY HALLOWS DVD!!
Let's run really fast and go get a copy!
That’s dumb. They should just “accio” themselves a copy. Stupid.
Anyway… DVD’s always have extra features so they can charge $25 for it. And you know what?? I’m totally gonna buy it, because I want to see this shit.
A main featurette entitled “On The Green with Rupert, Tom, Oliver and James.” Focus points include The Last Days of Privet Drive, Hagrid’s Motorbike, Magical Tents, Death Eaters Attack Cafe, Creating Dobby and Kreacher, Godric’s Hollow, The Frozen Lake and The Return of Griphook.
Eight Deleted Scenes, including:
- The Burrow’s Shed: Ron Discusses Radios with Mr. Weasley
- The Dursley House: Harry and Aunt Petunia As They Leave House
- The Dursley House: Harry and Dudley Shake Hands
- The Granger House: Death Eaters Search Deserted Home
- Ministry of Magic Lifts: Harry Tells Arthur He’s Being Tracked
- Tent: Trio Discusses Destroying The Locket
- Rabbit Chase in the Forest
- Montage: Ron and Hermione Skimming Stones
8 DELETED SCENES??? They should have put all this in the movie and make it 4 parts…. I would totally see it.
Who am I kidding?? I’d sit through the movie if it was 8 hours. As long as one has enough treats, a human being will sit through anything. I’ve tested it with House marathons.
Anyway… the DVD comes out April 11th… so, go get it if you want.
Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows Part Dos comes out sometime in July.
-Rocco
Tom Felton= Draco Malfoy
Posted on: December 30, 2010
Don’t tell me Hogwarts isn’t real. Explain the picture above. Those are those french whores from Beauxbatons who swoop in and steal the Hogwart hotties.
Okay, okay…. I really just wanted an excuse to post a picture of Draco Malfoy. He’s the sexiest of the wizard lot. Don’t get me wrong… Ron and Harry definitely have their own charm… but once the gay wizards started dressing Draco… his sex pot status sky rocketed.
I got an A in Charms class
You can’t tell me the gays had nothing to do with this makeover.
Also, Draco Malfoy is very charming even on talk shows with muggles. He gives the best interviews. This just may be his own charisma and have nothing to do with magic and a gay.
It’s an old interview, I know. I just wanted to hear that accent again.
You know when I start posting old Harry Potter stuff I’m at a loss of what to write about. I apologize.
-Rocco
- In: Crystal Bowersox | Lee DeWyze | Music
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CB sold some records this past week. 57,804 records to be exact.
I’m going to make the assumption that at least half was bought up by her mother,because she is still pissed about that “Farmer’s Daughter” song and she doesn’t want people to hear it. So, that leaves us with 28,902 bought by actual fans. (totally had to use a calculator for that math…. I forgot how to do division by hand after I learned it in 4th grade.) Even with that totally true statement I just made, she sold a lot more records than I ever could. You go girl!
Geez, Ma. Don't be buying up my albums!
Though she sold a lot of records she only debuted at the #28 spot, which makes no sense to me. Lee D. sold about 10,000 less (right?? I don’t remember because I live by the statement “quality, not quantity”) but debuted at #19. Even draw??
And because I have nothing but congrats to send CB’s way, and I’d rather talk about Lee bear… I saw this on Twitter.
1) This person Magical_Lee truly is magical because one, I love magic, and two, they brought the “Predicament” video to my attention and therefore outed Lee bear as Amish. *high-five*
2) USA Today can be magical too, just because.
3) Lee bear is magical himself for selling 12,000 albums just from performing at radio shows wearing the same outfit, and not by doing actual wizardry. I couldn’t even sell 12 of anything to anybody this week.
Abra Kadabra! Buy my music!
4) Lee bear and CB are both wizards because they clearly went to Hogwarts.
Where's Ron Ron??
I fully admit I have no idea where I was going with this post. I apologize. This is all I have.
-Rocco
Daniel Radcliffe= Harry Potter
Posted on: November 23, 2010
HP 7 Part Un
Posted on: October 4, 2010
- In: Books | Harry Potter & Co. | Movies
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It hurts to talk about the end of the Harry Potter franchise.
I love Harry Potter so much. I actually want to date him. I mean things probably wouldn’t work out due to the fact that, that ginger Ginny keeps dulling my shine and that Harry is always off saving the world… but hey it could work, right??
Anyway, HP 7 Part UNO (that is the official spanish title btw) has just gotten a PG-13 rating from whom ever has the job to do that.
PG-13!?!?!? That is better than PG but I was hoping for an R rating. I really just want to hear the F bomb thrown around.
Because we all know Lord Voldermort is a f**cking JERK! (sorry Mamadukes!)
Harry is adorbs when he is angsty and saving the world whether he uses colorful language or not.
using colorful language in his head right now
-Rocco
And once again by Harry Potter… I mean THE Harry Potter, not Daniel Radcliffe. Don’t judge me.
Harry Potter stopped by to let us crazies know that Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Part I) is only 50 days away!
Is it me or did Harry Potter go and get all buff on us?? Nice ammo HP!
I still want to date Harry Potter and I am still sad it is almost all over.
-Rocco
