Posts Tagged ‘WWF’
He clearly hates Haley.
It’s amazing how apathetic I am to the whole show at this point. I could care less who gets voted off. It’s always a win-win for good material in my eyes.
Scenario 1: If Haley got the boot, we wouldn’t have to hear her sing anymore and I could go back to doing my impressions of her for money without the possibility of getting sued. I have to hold off on that extra income for another week.
Scenario 2 (which is the case): Haley is around for another week and you know chick is going to mess up 1 of her 3 songs and the judges will hate her and she’ll get the bitch face on. Her left eye will be full or rage and her right eye will be full of murder.
You know who else has rage in his eyes??? James Durbin.
Umm??? Just one thing. James…. you didn’t do anything spectacular on that stage. You were pretty much a straight Adam Lambert, so just take it down a few steps there homeslice.
This conversation between me and Devy Wevy Bevy happened last night via text:
Dev: So much drama on Idol. This kid needs to take to relax.
Rocco: YOU ARE NOT WATCHING IDOL BY YOURSELF?!?!? HHAHAHA
Dev: No. I’m watching Bones.
Anyway, relax Durbin. You did not do “so much stuff that’s never been done before”. VIVA LA METAL!
I hope he gets into wrestling.
(Again, respect the screen caps)
(Yes. I’m going to relate everything to P Mac. Pretty much. You’ll have to deal with it.)
I hate wrestling. I think it’s the dumbest thing on this planet and I’m astounded when I find out people actually watch it. It angers me a little bit and I immediately judge them hard-core. You can’t be my boyfriend if you watch wrestling. It’s grounds for dismissal in my book.
Now, I have an actual reason to fight with James Durbin. He loves wrestling. We could never be friends.
1) James Durbin is a wrestling fiend. It’s a littler unnerving.
2) He looks like a wrestler.
3) I want to wrestle with P Mac. And yes, I just made a sex joke towards P Mac and I feel cheap and ashamed. I’m sorry Paul.
4) I’m pretty sure they’re actually hitting each other with that cookie tray.
I fully admit that I was schooled last night. And for anyone who follows me on twitter (@roccosrev) and actually reads what I say they know a big fat ” WHAT?!?!!?!??!” came out.
But then it was just a joke and Hulk Hogan came to freak James Durbin out and James Durbin peed his pants.
I liked James Durbin for those 5 minutes because people expressing excitement to the point of tears is a beautiful thing to me. That’s totes mcgotes what I do.
I’m pretty sure Nigel Lythgoe is on some hardcore drugs. But hey… at least he is now making exciting television because it’s the best thing I’ve seen in months.