Posts Tagged ‘Wyclef Jean’
I’m going to start with the photographs, while I think of what to say about said photographs.
Okay… this is what I came up with:
1) I love that Oprah is wearing the shoes that all the lesbians below 14th street wear. <—- That’s a true story.
2) It’s cool that Oprah and Penn are helping out, but Oprah should just write a check and then become the Queen of Haiti. Suck it Wyclef!!
3) I heard Kim Kardashian is going down to Haiti as well because she really does want us to believe she isn’t a fame whore. $10 there will be cameras filming her holding a starving child, because if the film crew can’t go, what’s the point??
Anyway, Oprah looks great!
-Rocco
FUGEES WYCLEF JEAN FOR PRESIDENT
I Know this isn’t breaking news… but I just want to express my sadness about Wyclef Jean’s decision to run for the President of Haiti.
This isn’t going to be a political blog because I honestly know nothing about Haitian politics and will only be making more of a fool of myself trying to write about it.
This is going to be about the consequence of this rash decision: THE FUGEES WILL NEVER REUNITE!!!!
This breaks my little heart. I know Lauryn Hill is on the express train to Crazyville. But I had hope due to all the whispers…. which now that I think of it, might have been my own thoughts, but it was still a valid wish.
I had fantasies of Wyclef Jean swooping in and scooping up Lauryn Hill from her condo in Crazyville and together they will grab the other guy from whatever he is doing.
Alas, this can not happen if he is running a country. And I’m pretty sure it can’t happen afterward because being in a controversial hip hop group is not something you can do after resurrecting a country.
So lets all watch “Ready Or Not” and weep. Because that is what I am doing right now.
