Posts Tagged ‘YouTube’
Apparently, I’m still in holiday mode because laying around in a hoodie and watching television shows that I already watched countless times is the only thing I have the energy and brainpower to do.
If only I had a mullet and some rollerblade I can be as cool as this guy.
I have no idea what that is and I have no idea why that even exists, but you don’t ask questions when a gem like this comes into our lives.
*Editor’s Note: Before you waste your finger energy on Twitter telling me how I’m an awful moron who needs to get a life, I like Lee D’s new song. It reminds me to use my coupon for Victoria’s Secret. What am I talking about? Read on.
Okay. I know I constantly bark demands at Lee Bear— but he really needs to follow through on this one.
Can he for once just post a song on YouTube like normal people? What the hell is this “telly” business? He must have stock in this company.
Anyway, Lee D has been a busy bee and just likes writing new music and posting in on Twitter. LUCKY US!
“Bedroom Door” is pretty depressing, until he gets to the making out all night part (who doesn’t want to do that?).
Click HERE to listen to “Bedroom Door”.
Now, I don’t know about you, but I just want to put on a negligee and sit in the dark and weep while Lee D sits in the dark with me and plays that song.
Lee D is already practicing in the dark, see?
Clearly film making is not Lee D’s forte.
There’s nothing like watching some woman, who is clearly in a massive rush, try to ride her scooter on an escalator in Boston subway station.
Spoiler alert: she flipped over.
She’s fine, so you can laugh at that. In fact, she got up and walked away— which is even funnier because she needed a motorized scooter 5 minutes ago.
You know Whatever Wednesday’s?? Well, this is Just Go With It Thursdays.
I don’t even know why I find this dog and his creepy eyes worth posting, but it’s sitting on my desktop ready to go and he’s winning the staring contest.
Were you waiting for something exciting to happen? Maybe that’s what’s so funny about it… it’s actually just a video of a dog, sitting and staring.
Okay… now I’ll right about actual things.
This is part creepy, part fantastic, and all sorts of Revolution worthy.
And clearly needs to get another hobby, because this one is going to make her eyes pop out of her head.
When am I going to have a bizarre talent that I can put on YouTube??? Ahhh life is so problematic.
I’ve never seen a baby tweek out like this in my life. I want to have a baby right now just so I can lay them on a pair of my very own jorts and make weird noises until their eyes bug out of their head.
Just watch this video below and you’ll understand:
That will never not be funny to me. Seeing those baby’s eyes fall out of their tiny head made my eyes almost fall out of my big head. True story.
But seriously… those jorts are awwwweeeesome!
Okay. So, clearly Teddy the Porcupine isn’t Jewish. For some reason I thought he was down with the Menorah and macaroons which is a gross generalization I just made because I was a babysitter for a Jewish family once, and I loved going to their home due to the embarrassing amount of macaroons they had during Hanukkah.
Teddy is excited for the birth of Jesus…. he’s eating gingerbread and has on a santa hat.
I want him… NO! I NEED HIM FOR CHRISTMAS!
I think the most important tip is showering and grooming.
What is happening?? Why is this happening??
Basically, two 73-year-old guys go at it and it all started because one old man stuck a rose in the other old man’s nose. And then the guy got whacked in the head with a cane. And then they started punching each other.
I promise you, as violent as it sounds…. it’s pretty funny. It’s even funnier if you envision the old people in your family doing this.
You’re lying if you didn’t at least smirk at that.